Fuck it. I could get hit by a truck tomorrow.

by Jason Stringer

I need to get off the coffee.  I need to do some of that exercise stuff.  I need to concentrate on my posture.  I need to eat better.  Get healthier.  I think all this as I approach the kitchen at work every morning.  Then I smell that coffee brewing and I think “Fuck it.  I could get hit by a truck tomorrow” and continue to poison myself.  It’s ridiculous.  I know better.  I’m just slack.

Summer is coming.  The heat is starting to pound its way back through the atmosphere; air-conditioning 24/7 and rotating fans while the cricket is on.  I hate the heat, yet I love the season.  You know its hot when you say “Food?” to your sleeping dog-in-the-shade and all he does is raise one eyelid, sneeze and roll back over to continue sleeping.

I have decided that once Hair Dye and Living With Benjamin are finished, I will make them available for viewing online right here.  All those involved in the production will get a DVD copy which will also feature behind-the-scenes footage.  Hair Dye will also include deleted scenes so ya’ll can have a chuckle and understand why they got THE CHOP.

Both shorts will be completed before the year concludes – a fitting Christmas present as we prepare for new prospects in 2007.