Fuck it. I could get hit by a truck tomorrow.
by Jason Stringer
I need to get off the coffee. I need to do some of that exercise stuff. I need to concentrate on my posture. I need to eat better. Get healthier. I think all this as I approach the kitchen at work every morning. Then I smell that coffee brewing and I think “Fuck it. I could get hit by a truck tomorrow†and continue to poison myself. It’s ridiculous. I know better. I’m just slack.
Summer is coming. The heat is starting to pound its way back through the atmosphere; air-conditioning 24/7 and rotating fans while the cricket is on. I hate the heat, yet I love the season. You know its hot when you say “Food?†to your sleeping dog-in-the-shade and all he does is raise one eyelid, sneeze and roll back over to continue sleeping.
I have decided that once Hair Dye and Living With Benjamin are finished, I will make them available for viewing online right here. All those involved in the production will get a DVD copy which will also feature behind-the-scenes footage. Hair Dye will also include deleted scenes so ya’ll can have a chuckle and understand why they got THE CHOP.
Both shorts will be completed before the year concludes – a fitting Christmas present as we prepare for new prospects in 2007.
